I love this week’s horoscope

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Several couples I know keep lists of the five celebrities they’d be allowed to boink if the chance ever presented itself. My friend Jim, for instance, will incur no karmic repercussions with his girlfriend Alicia if he ever spends a night of carnal delight with the following people: Lady Gaga, Sarah Silverman, Karen O, Shakira, or Halle Berry. Alicia’s permitted to enjoy liaisons with Johnny Depp, Chris Rock, Marilyn Manson, Jimmy Fallon, and Portia de Rossi. I bring this up, Gemini, because I believe you’ll soon be the beneficiary of some extravagant cosmic luck that could offer you a close brush with an exotic form of pleasure. This might not exactly take the form of a one-night stand with a famous fox, but it could be almost as extraordinary.


On a related note, I am getting my birth chart done. It was a late birthday slash sorry I forgot to mail you your stuff gift. (I still haven’t received it, LOL)

I don’t have the interpretation yet, but I have learned that I am a Gemini rising as well as Gemini Sun, and Moon in Leo. I am such a stereotypical Gemini, I am not surprised I am doubling up. I find it fascinating. I am not a daily horoscope kinda girl but I find it all interesting.


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