GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I’m going to quote a few pieces of advice from a piece I found on the Internet, “15 Fun Things To Do During a Big, Important Test.” I trust that this will stimulate your imagination in all the right ways as you get ready for your metaphorical version of a final exam. 1. Bring your own private cheerleaders in uniform. Have them cheer loudly whenever you answer a question. 2. Haul in a large, flamboyant idol. Set it next to you and pray to it often. 3. Bring a friend to give you a massage the entire time. Insist this person is needed because your thoughts flow properly only when your circulation is enhanced. 4. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. if the teacher asks why, say, “The light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a Clapper. DUH!”
Too funny not to share.
So we got the livingroom completely emptied last night (more Rob & new neighbor Deena than me). The big stuff is in the house (Rob & Dad). We have to unpack the trailer of the little stuff (which includes my grandfather clock).
This leaves our bedroom, my monster of a desk, the table and the chest freezer to go.
This should all be done on Sunday since we have no game and the weather just might cooperate. Actually the game on Saturday is at 1:00, so should be able to do a good amount of toting that night too if we aren’t doing laundry & grocery shopping (we need perishables, LOL).
My ultimate goal is to get the apartment floors and woodwork polished up, scuffs magic erasered and keys turned over BEFORE the 16th.